1. When in Rome A movie that ripped my heart out, stomped on it than fed it to some rabid dogs somewhere in a dark Italian alleyway. Everyone involved should hang their heads in shame.
2. Little Fockers So many talented actors. So little worthy of anyone’s time. Tasteless, vile and ultimately pointless, this is one sequel the whole cast should immediately start acting like it doesn’t exist.
3. Life During Wartime Some will tell you that writer and director Todd Solondz is some kind of visionary wunderkind. I am not one of those people, the filmmaker’s latest a horrible excuse for a drama that’s false, facile and annoying.
4. Cop Out Kevin Smith’s 1980’s-style cop comedy calamity with Bruce Willis and Tracy Morgan that’s only notable for just how unfunny and forgettable it ultimately is.
5. Clash of the Titans Poorly scripted remake of the 1981 family favorite that offered up few thrills, little action and even less romance and also had the ignominy of being the worst 2D to 3D conversion of the year.
6. The Human Centipede A new low in B-movie horror, this detestable midnight excursion into the subhuman is a trip no one, gastronomically accurate or no, should ever allow themselves to take.
7. The Expendables Sylvester Stallone’s star-studded action romp ends up being a total waste of time filled with poor visual effects, worse fights and fewer reasons to exist.
8. Skyline Silly and senseless science fiction spectacle that’s as illogical as it is irrelevant. A waste of time building to a cliffhanger conclusion that had the audience in jeers.
9. Remember Me An almost solid drama with a surprisingly good performance from Twilight heartthrob Robert Pattinson undone by a 9/11 conclusion that was as nonsensical as it was in poor taste.
10. Dinner for Schmucks Lackadaisical excuse for a comedy that plays like a series of poorly thought-out vignettes, everything building to a climax that’s so ineptly staged it’s almost indefensible.
