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Anacondas: Hunt for the Blood Orchid  (2004)

 

Rating: PG-13

Distributor: Columbia Tristar Home Entertainment

Release Date: December 21, 2004
Review posted: December 14, 2004

 

Reviewed by Jon Bjorling

 

SYNOPSIS

 

Members of a pharmaceutical company venture into the jungles of Borneo in order to find the blood orchid, a flower that may hold the secret to eternal life, only to discover that they have stumbled upon mating season for the dreaded anacondas. Starring Morris Chestnut, Johnny Messner, and KaDee Strickland, among others. Directed by Dwight Little.

 

CRITIQUE

 

Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid (or, “That Damn Monkey” as friends and I noted throughout watching the film) is the sort of film that, if you try and think your way through it, your head starts to hurt.  The script is terrible, forcing the actors to spout terrible one-liners based around popular television catch phrases as well as some of the most clichéd survival film dialogue ever. The cast, in their attempt to take the script seriously, adds a layer of fun to the film, making it the perfect film to make fun of.  This film is one of those, “it’s so bad it’s good” kind of films, especially since it is the sequel to a mediocre B-movie that never asked for a sequel.

 

What makes this film work is that the director chooses to go for subtlety and attempts to make the film somewhat creepy rather than try for the cheap “jump” scares that occur more often in films of this type.  While the anacondas are still silly looking, they just add into the overall over-the-top nature of the film.

 

Is the film any good? No. But is it entertaining? Yes, and for all the wrong reasons.

 

THE VIDEO

 

The film is both presented in fullscreen (1.33:1) and widescreen (2.40:1).  The widescreen presentation is beautiful and the fullscreen presentation is good.  The transfers for both look wonderful, colors are vibrant and the black levels are consistent throughout.

 

THE AUDIO

 

The audio is presented in Dolby Digital 5.1 and works wonderfully. The ambient jungle noise is really good and the dialogue is never lost under the sound effects and music.

 

THE EXTRAS

 

Deleted Scenes: Four deleted scenes, none of which bring anything new to the film. Although, one of the scenes does reveal that the Captain of the boat does know that there are giant snakes in the area.

 

Special Effects Toolbox - Creating Anacondas: A decent look at the special effects in Anacondas.  Why this instead of a making of? I’m not sure. But it is a nice look at the creation of the snakes.

 

FINAL THOUGHT

 

The DVD is okay, but almost barebones.  It’s a silly little film, good for those who love really bad film.

 

VERDICT: RENT IT

 

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:: Disc Ratings

 

THE MOVIE

6

THE VIDEO

8

THE AUDIO

8

THE EXTRAS

4

OVERALL

5

 

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