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Cold Creek Manor
(2003)
Starring:
Dennis Quaid,
Sharon Stone, Stephen Dorff
Director:
Mike Figgis
Rating:
R
Distributor:
Buena Vista Home Entertainment
Release
Date: March 2, 2004
Review posted: March 3, 2004
Spoilers:
None
Reviewed by
Craig Younkin
SYNOPSIS
Cooper (Quaid) and Leah Tilson's (Stone) are tired of city life
and so they pack up the kids and move into a big country house
called Cold Creek Manor. Everything is perfect until the house's
former owner, Dale Massee (Dorff) comes back from prison. The
Tilson's give Dale a job working for them, but there is a dark
past that concerns Dale and the house that they do not know about.
CRITIQUE
Cold Creek Manor
is a good looking movie. The camera shots of the house and the
landscape in general really stand out, only they really aren't
competing against much of anything else. The movie doesn't really try
to be much of anything. The trailers suggest a scary thriller, but the
limited scares the movie does have are tamely directed. Plus the
reactions to the scares by leads Dennis Quaid and Sharon Stone are so
overwrought that you can't help but laugh at them.
Why are these two actors even in this movie? Why is Mike Figgis, the
guy who did Leaving Las Vegas, directing this thing? These are
talented people acting way below their skills. The movie doesn't ask
much of them, and I’m guessing that was the only appeal. This movie
seems like an easy paycheck.
Like every other horror movie, this one also makes huge jumps in
common sense. The Tilson's are the kind of movie family that
continually keep their front door wide open at all times. And Dale is
the kind of movie character who will only kill when the movie finds it
necessary. Take for example a scene where he pushes Leah down a well
and has the same opportunity when Cooper comes to rescue her, but
doesn't take it.
That is so we can go through the same old conventional horror movie
ending back at the house where characters get really stupid and run up
when they should be running down. Not to mention that we know who the
villain is before the characters even move into the house. It's best
you give Cold Creek Manor the cold shoulder. It is one
booooring movie.
THE VIDEO
Buena Vista presents the film in 1.85:1 anamorphic widescreen.
THE AUDIO
Buena Vista presents the film in
English 5.1 Dolby
Digital Surround Sound with optional subtitles.
THE EXTRAS
Deleted Scenes and Alternate Ending:
Some are pretty inconsequential, like Leah complementing Dale on
the work he is doing on the pool, and the comic relief snake
catchers. But others are pretty interesting, such as a long game
of pool between Cooper and Dale that eventually turns into a
conversation about the murder that took place. There is also a
more exciting final showdown shown here than in the movie and this
alternate ending is much better as well.
Rules of the Game: This is where director Mike Figgis and
the cast talk about how a good thriller should be created. It's
pretty ironic that the movie turned out so negative considering
they all seemed so confident about what they are saying. Some
basic rules are to “get to the point” and “keep the element of
surprise,” two rules Cold Creek Manor neglects to respect.
Cooper's Documentary: Cooper is a documentary filmmaker in
the movie, and he eventually decides to do one on Cold Creek
Manor. This just shows us how Mike Figgis got all of the
documentary footage together and also tells us that he wanted to
keep everything believable by having Cooper use a Final Cut Pro
system in the movie. This is pretty useless information.
Audio Commentary by Mike Figgis: You can choose whether to
listen to the characters or to Mike Figgis explaining each scene. In
my opinion, the latter sounds a bit more appealing.
FINAL THOUGHTS
This film is never as scary, competent, or intriguing as it should be.
The only reason to see it would be for Figgis' incredible looking
camera shots. Some of the deleted scenes are interesting, but overall
the whole experience is dull.
VERDICT: RENT IT
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