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Girl Next Door, The - Unrated  (2004)

 

Starring: Emile Hirsch, Elisha Cuthbert, Chris Marquette

Director: Luke Greenfield

Rating: NR

Distributor: Fox Home Entertainment

Release Date: August 24, 2004
Review posted: August 12, 2004

Spoilers: Minor

 

Reviewed by Dennis Landmann

 

SYNOPSIS

 

Eighteen-year old Matthew Kidman (Emile Hirsch) is a straight-laced overachiever who has never lived life - until he falls for his hot new neighbor (Elisha Cuthbert). When Matthew discovers his perfect "girl next door" is a former porn star, his sheltered existence spins out of control.

 

CRITIQUE

 

The Girl Next Door has some rewards and is sporadically funny, plus it's not exactly the usual teen sex comedy we see every year, but overall the film is just okay, only a decent two hours of entertainment. To its benefit, it stars the very hot and body-ilicous Elisha Cuthbert from TVs 24 and a small part in Old School. The casting of Emile Hirsch is kind of a draw. At times he looks like he isn't enjoying himself around the company of Ms. Cuthbert, but at other times he is. And then he performs well in some scenes, but not in others.

 

American Pie started a new trend, and this film sort of builds on it, but whereas I rooted for the main characters in American Pie, I didn't much care for the outcome of Matthew's dilemma and whether he gets the girl or not - then again it's pretty much predictable he will end up with her. The script doesn't adhere to any standard formula. There's quite a few subplots, such as Matthew wanting to be president, his fundraising for an exchange student from Cambodia, Eli's aspirations to be the next Spielberg, and Timothy Olyphant's presence as a friend/baddie, but throughout the film I felt the various story threads didn't add up well enough to a cohesive whole.

 

I don't dislike the film, I just didn't connect with the main character as much as director Luke Greenfield wanted me to. Oh yes, there's plenty of sexual innuendo, plus a few good scenes featuring T&A, but the drama of the character situations and actions didn't translate as effectively as they should have. More importantly, it seems to me Greenfield doesn't explain very well the reason why Elisha Cuthbert's character takes up such a strong interest in Matthew.

 

The film presented here is the unrated version not seen in theaters. A friend of mine pointed out some extended and/or added shots, mostly featuring nudity, though the extra stuff doesn't make the film better. Overall, The Girl Next Door is an enjoyable way to spend two hours, I don't deny that, yet portions of the film left me hanging (no pun intended).

 

THE VIDEO

 

Fox presents The Girl Next Door in 1.85:1 anamorphic widescreen. Picture quality looks good without any major problems. There's bits of grain but no compression artifacts. Colors are bright and well saturated. A few images look soft, but detail is good. Black levels and dark tones look good.

 

THE AUDIO

 

Fox presents The Girl Next Door in English 5.1 Dolby Digital Surround. Dialogue is clear and easy to understand. The rear speakers enforce the sound effects and the music quite nicely. There's no noise in the presentation, overall it's a clear track. Additional soundtracks include Spanish and French 2.0 dubs. Optional subtitles include English and Spanish.

 

THE EXTRAS

 

The audio commentary by director Luke Greenfield divides into discussions about the film and the production. He spends some time talking about the story and characters, and at other times lets the listener in on some production trivia, or not. I mean, it depends. The more you like the film, the more interesting the commentary.
 

The trivia track follows the formula of VH1's Pop-up video, there's some interesting information but that's it.

 

The bulk of the special features are on the other side of the disc. The menu intro is a nice one. The features start off with scene-specific commentary by Elisha Cuthbert (5 scenes) and Emile Hirsch (4 scenes). Cuthbert says she didn't want to do any nude scenes, but she was willing to go further than she has before. She also discusses rehearsal and her character, plus some other things. Not a bad compilation of comments, I have to say. As for Emile Hirsch, his tracks range from good to okay, discussing his character, the specific scenes, working on set, etc.

 

The Eli Experience is next, but I have to say this extra is actually pretty strange. Actor Chris Marquette is escorted by beautiful women to the Las Vegas sex convention, or something to that effect. The part where unsuspecting visitors try their part in a sex scene with a hot model becomes too odd when Marquette starts spurting out directions.

 

A Look Next Door is the film's making-of featurette, and at nine minutes it's a pretty decent one. Interviews with Greenfield, Hirsch, Cuthbert, Timothy Olyphant, Marquette, Paul Dano, James Remar, screenwriter Stuart Blumberg, producers Charles Gordon and Marc Sternberg, and others are featured. Characters are discussed, the production is referenced, loads of on-set footage is shown, as are film clips, and so on.
 

The 3-minute gag reel has some funny parts, but it's mostly flubbed lines and random talk into the camera by the actors.
 

Then there are 16 deleted and extended scenes with optional director's commentary, including the original ending with Matthew lighting a cigar at what appears to be the balcony of the US Senate. The majority of these scenes are fine and add a few things to the film, but not by much - the "adult education" scene plays well though.
 

Rounding out the extras is a stills gallery and a variety of trailers, including the "diRRRty" trailer to the film, a DVD promo reel, the Club Dread DVD trailer, and There's Something About Mary DVD trailer.

 

And then, apparently, there's some Easter egg that I didn't stick around for. The 109-minute unrated feature is divided into twenty-eight chapters.

 

FINAL THOUGHTS

 

An enjoyable film at times, The Girl Next Door should appeal to the younger crowd. The unrated DVD edition features some decent extras, and therefore comes recommended.

 

VERDICT: RECOMMENDED

 

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:: The Disc

 

:: Disc Ratings

 

THE MOVIE

6

THE VIDEO

8

THE AUDIO

8

THE EXTRAS

6

OVERALL

6

 

:: Merchandise

 

SOUNDTRACK

Various Artists

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