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Queen of the Damned
Starring:
Aaliyah,
Stuart Townsend and Vincent Perez
Director: Michael
Rymer
Rating: R
Review
Posted: 8.26.02
By
John Teves
Legendary Vampire Lestat (STUART
TOWNSEND) has risen from a decades-long slumber, determined to
step out into the light. No longer content with being banished
to the shadows, moving among mortals who never truly see him for
what he is, Lestat has re-invented himself as the closest thing
to a god on Earth: a rock star. The intoxicating lure of his
music has snaked its way around the globe, ultimately finding
the ear of the slumbering ancient Queen Akasha (AALIYAH) in her
crypt beneath the Arctic ice. Mother of all Vampires, Akasha has
been resting for centuries, waiting for the right time to rise
again and seize dominion over the world. Lestat's music is the
revelation she has been waiting for, and she desires that he
rule beside her. But can Akasha be stopped? Her malevolent power
may be too great for even the most ancient of the immortal
Vampires to combat - she created them, and their survival
depends on her own.
Before
watching this film I asked myself – why did Tom Cruise not
reprise his role as Lestat? Subsequent to seeing this film I
know now that Tom made the right move to stay away from this
flop. Queen of the Damned is extremely boring, uninspiring, week
and lacks the sense of power and appeal that Rice’s vampires so
generously merit. The acting is frightful. The only positive
things I can say about this film is that it’s visually artistic,
it has some of the most admirable sets, remarkable costumes, and
some classic vampires. Queen of the Damned is a mediocre affair
without a single piece of charm or thrill and it doesn't live up
to the standards of a notable vampire film.
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Now read
Jon Bjorling's take on
the film...
This movie bites, and not in a
good way. This is truly one of the worst vampire films ever
made. Never having read the book, I can't say how well an
adaptation this is or not, and nor do I care. There is little to
no character
development at all (especially among the majority of vampires
that we are supposed to have feelings for.) Aaliyah is laughably
bad, as is Townsend (who's the most pathetic vampire I've ever
seen.) The special effects looks like special effects and really
serve no purpose. The music is terrible. You would expect more
from Jonathan Davis.
Is there any praise to give this
movie? No.
RATING: 1 out of 10
Queen of
the Damned appears in an aspect ratio of 2.35:1 on this
single-sided, double-layered DVD; the image has been enhanced
for 16X9 televisions. This is a terrific video transfer; it’s an
impressive picture. Sharpness was very crisp and detailed. Print
flaws appeared utterly absent; I detected no signs of grain,
hairs or speckles. Colors were genuine and flawless and often
appeared remarkably intense. Black levels looked deep and shadow
detail was appropriately clear.
Queen of
the Damned is presented in a Dolby Digital 5.1 mix. The mix
provided an immerging experience. The entire five-speaker sweep
is so active. Dialect sounded crisp and natural, with no issues
related to clearness. Effects were positively clear. The score
appeared very striking and dynamic, and effects were realistic
and strong. Overall, the soundtrack sustains the movie and
sounds immaculate.
Extras: reviewed by Jon
Bjorling.
--Commentary
with Director Michael Rymer,
Producer Jorge Saralegui and Composer Richard Gibbs
Considering the film, the
commentary is decent. I couldn't sit through it all, but fans of
the movie might find it interesting.
--Deleted Scenes
including more among the ancients and a Jesse dream sequence
All the deleted scenes definitely
belong on the cutting room floor (however there is a joke with
Garlic that is kinda funny).
--Extended Concerts
(Forsaken, Redeemer and
System)
More of Stuart Townsend
lip-syncing to Jonathan Davis. YAAAWWWNNN!
--Gag Reel
A nice collection of missed takes
and wirework shenanigans.
--Aaliyah Remembered Documentary
Worth watching only if you like
Aaliyah.
--Behind the Scenes Footage
For fans only (if there are any).
Some other extras on the DVD:
-
Creating the Vampires
and The Music of Lestat
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Static X Cold Music Video
-
Extended Slept So Long and Not Meant For Me
concert sequences
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Production Book Stills
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DVD-ROM
Features
Queen of
the Damned could have been a clever and inventive film, instead
the film became a collection of scenes with little to no
adherence to it. Mish-mashed and foolish, Queen of the Damned
never lived up to the noteworthy INTERVIEW WITH A VAMPIRE. The
DVD on the contrary provides admirable picture, solid sound, and
lacks in supplemental features. Do yourself a favor and avoid
this worthless and tedious film.
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