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Shaolin Soccer  (2002)

 

Rating: PG-13

Distributor: Buena Vista Home Entertainment

Release Date: August 24, 2004
Review posted: August 18, 2004

 

Reviewed by Jon Bjorling

 

SYNOPSIS

 

A former champion soccer player leads a group of Shaolin martial artists to victory in a national soccer championship.

 

CRITIQUE

 

When I heard that Miramax had gotten the distribution rights to Shaolin Soccer, I was excited. Shaolin Soccer, while not the most original film ever made, is a fun little underdog film that uses the conventions of every Shaolin movie you’ve seen (people flying, elaborate martial arts, silly computer effects, etc.) However, along with the excitement came fear. When films like this are distributed they are always cut down, dubbed, and given hip hop soundtracks. And so I waited for the distribution news.

 

Shaolin Soccer will be shortened.

Shaolin Soccer will be dubbed.

Shaolin Soccer will have a hip hop soundtrack.

Shaolin Soccer is going to be renamed Kung Fu Soccer.

 

After a series of delays, I had forgotten that the film was coming out, and only later discovered that its release was overshadowed by the release of Kill Bill Vol. 2 the previous week. I managed to catch a showing of its theatrical release and I was surprised. The title was, of course, left unchanged, the hip hop soundtrack wasn’t there (although a few disco songs found there way into the film,) and the film was in Chinese. I was relieved.

 

It is true that Shaolin Soccer is shortened by a half hour. Did I notice it when I saw it; not really. Only two scenes are removed, both of which are explained at other points of the film and do not impact the storytelling. The rest of the cut material is nothing more than brief shots from various points in the film (mostly during action sequences,) although a great joke is lost from the Shaolin team’s very first soccer match.

 

But overall, the US version doesn’t differ much from the original Chinese version (both are featured on the DVD) so audiences will not feel like they are being given the cliffs notes version of a great film. This is a fun film, definitely worth renting. Fans of kung fu films and sports films should have a great time with this marriage.

 

THE VIDEO

         

The transfer looks wonderful. The colors are bright and balanced  However, the computer effects in the film didn’t translate well and look very fake. However, if you’re looking for realism, this really isn’t the place to look.

 

 

THE AUDIO

 

The film is presented in the original Cantonese, as well as English and French (only on the US version.) The US theatrical version is presented in Dolby Digital 5.1 surround in all languages and sounds wonderful. The soccer crowds are well done. However, the original Chinese version is not given the clean up that the theatrical cut gained as the audio is hollow and echoes. While it isn’t a burden on the film, it seems a waste to clean up the sound for the US release, but allow the original to sound as if it were bootlegged.

 

THE EXTRAS

 

The DVD has no extra features however it does feature both the US release (in both Cantonese and English dub) and the original Chinese version. However, since the original Chinese version doesn’t differ that much from the US release, the DVD ends up lacking in content.

 

Now, I have seen the making of features for this film (on a Chinese disc) and it would’ve been nice if Miramax had been able to secure the rights to those features as well. The special effects featurette alone is worth watching. But, sadly we miss out.

 

FINAL THOUGHTS

 

Overall, Shaolin Soccer is loads of fun and worth watching. It is nice that audiences are given the opportunity to see the original film as well as our theatrical version, but the lack of real difference between the two hurts the disc. The film is a definite renter, and worth owning for those who really love this presentation. Had the disc contain any features, I would feel compelled to raise the overall rating, but the disc is bare bones, which is a shame.

 

VERDICT: RECOMMENDED

 

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8

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7

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5

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1

OVERALL

6

 

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