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DVD REVIEW
Wes Craven
Presents: They
(2002)
Starring: Laura Regan, Mark
Blucas, Ethan Embry
Director:
Robert Harmon
Rating:
R
Studio:
Buena Vista/Dimension
Release Date: 6.12.03
Review
Posted: 6.06.03
Spoilers: None
Reviewed by
Dennis Landmann
A
psychology student (Laura Regan, Unbreakable) who
experienced "night terrors" as
a
child realizes that her nightmares were not all
in
her head! And when she finds others (Ethan Embry, Dagmara
Dominczyk and Jon Abrahams) who also shared similar experiences,
they together discover the
most frightening truth of all: the
monsters
in
their closets marked them
as
children and
are
returning
to
collect them.
After
watching this film, it’s becomes increasingly hard to trust Wes
Craven. First of all, his name doesn’t appear anywhere in the
credits, except for the obligatory "a Wes Craven presentation"
during the end credits. The question is why is he selling his
name to films like They and other weak horror films (Dracula
2000, Wishmaster sequels)?
I guess it
doesn’t really matter at the end of the discussion, since I’m
here to talk about director Robert Harmon’s film. Harmon makes a
decent impression on the creative side, but that’s really all it
appears to be, because They is a bad film. However, it’s
not necessarily all his fault. Brendan William Hood’s script is
well researched in terms of the psychology subplot, fine, that’s
the good part, but as for the rest of it, things just fall apart
too easily and quickly.
They
is really more suitable as a B-horror movie. Considering the
talent of its actors, the scope of the story, the special
effects, dialogue, and the story itself, They is a lost
cause for the horror genre. For one, it’s not scary. Its lack of
jumps or twists is reason alone to cause the film to fall apart.
Two, nothing about the story or characters is in the least big
captivating. There needs to be something about the characters
that is convincing, other than the fact that Julia is studying
to be a psychologist or that her boyfriend Paul (Mark Blucas) is
a paramedic (who can prepare a glass of water with sleeping
pills as well).
Three, the
acting is less than pathetic. Laura Regan is unconvincing most
of the time and lacks the intensity the role requires. Ethan
Embry plays one of the marked-for-death characters and his
talents are completely wasted.
Dagmara Dominczyk plays Embry’s roommate, but she can’t do
much with her material. The same goes for Jon Abrahams, who at
least gets to exit the film before it turns into a waste of
time. I guess the only good thing to say is that these actors
seem promising, except for Embry who is more established, but
didn’t come through in this film at all.
The production
value is probably one of the more rewarding things about this
film. What I mean is, the attacks on our kids are well executed
and some of the sets look more than its budget allowed. The
film’s visual presentation is nice, but too bad the intellectual
side of it is not. The dialogue is too generic and weak, even if
Julia’s psychological explanations sound educational. I guess
the only thing left to say is, They is better left alone.
Buena
Vista presents They in 2.35:1 anamorphic widescreen. The
transfer looks rather decent. I noticed spots of grain and some
scratch marks. The color palette is dark and subdued, not at all
distinctive. Color detail is minimal, but shadow detail looks
good. Dark tones and black level have a lot to work with since
most of the film takes place in the dark, however, they’re not
always consistent. Overall, it’s a decent presentation for a
film that’s photographed rather nicely.
Buena
Vista makes They available in Dolby Digital 5.1 Surround
Sound. Elia Cmiral’s score is in and out of the film, but
doesn’t make much of an impact, not to mention it sounds more
like recycled. Sound effects are plenty here, such as the
gurgling and squishing sounds of the mysterious creatures
haunting our kids. They features a neat sound design
overall, however, most of those sounds come from the front. It
would make sense for the rear speakers to pick up on the sound
effects, but I guess it doesn’t. Dialog scenes are clear when
the characters speak in a normal voice, but then again, a large
portion of the film’s dialogue is generic and weak anyway.
Overall, They sounds alright and provides a decent
presentation at best.
Alternate
Ending – This is the only extra feature on this disc, but it’s
nice to have. The original ending is a lot darker, not to
mention weird. Nonetheless, this alternate ending is not that
bad, but it’s obvious why it’s not in the film. More or less,
it’s somewhat similar to the twist ending of The Sixth Sense
where we find out everything we’ve seen before isn’t true.
There is
no trailer for this film, but you will find a few sneak peeks
when you pop the disc in your DVD player. You can select to view
the film with optional English subtitles. The DVD’s menus are
not animated. The 90-minute feature is organized into eighteen
chapters.
If you’re
looking for a horror film, look elsewhere. However, if you’re
looking for an OK B-horror film, you might want to consider
checking this one out. On second thought, don’t. They
lacks two of the most important parts of a horror film, the
scares and the horror. They is probably not worth your
money, especially because of the high list price at. View at
your own risk.
RATINGS SUMMARY
| THE
MOVIE |
3 |
| THE VIDEO |
7 |
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THE AUDIO |
7 |
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THE EXTRAS |
2 |
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OVERALL
(not an average) |
3 |
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