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Van Helsing  (2004)

 

Rating: PG-13

Distributor: Universal Studios Home Video

Release Date: October 19, 2004
Review posted: November 5, 2004

 

Reviewed by Dennis Landmann

 

SYNOPSIS

 

Destined to fight the world's evil, Van Helsing (Hugh Jackman) is a warrior in a cowboy hat and a trench coat, heavily armed with a rapid-fire multi-arrow crossbow, among other gadgetry. A legion of monks in Rome send Van Helsing to Transylvania to hunt the immortal Count Dracula (Richard Roxburgh), who is using Dr. Frankenstein's research, his monster, and a werewolf for some sinister purpose, and aiding in the Count's evil by terrorizing the local people are his three vampire brides. Especially threatened is the vixen Anna Valerious (Kate Beckinsale), whose family also strives to kill the Count. Van Helsing and Anna Valerious work together, searching for the secret door to Dracula's lair.

 

CRITIQUE

 

I didn't have high hopes for Van Helsing when I saw down in the theater, so when it was over I wasn't disappointed that I'd just seen an action flick with a weak script, ridiculous action and stunts, and too many special effects. Instead, I was displeased because I lost eight dollars that night.

 

Well, whatever the case, Van Helsing tried to be an action film with grand special effects sequences, some of which impressed and others distracted. Director Stephen Sommers, who struck gold with his two Mummy films (the first was entertaining, the sequel sucked), should've put more effort into the script. As it is, the story is too simple and many scenes move too slow, especially those involving Dracula.

 

Visually, however, Van Helsing looks gorgeous, the cinematography is very good, the sets look big and extravagant (maybe overkill), and the muted tone and style add some flair to the presentation. As far as acting goes, Hugh Jackman excels only moderately. Kate Beckinsale and her accent don't impress much, but her make up for it. Richard Roxburgh is a good Dracula, but the majority of his lines are lame.

 

THE VIDEO

 

Universal presents Van Helsing in 1.85:1 anamorphic widescreen. Colors look very good and crisp. Many of the film's night scenes are presented in good quality without much grain or other issues, and the daylight scenes look bright and sharp. The transfer is pretty good, but there are some minor issues here and there.

 

THE AUDIO

 

Universal presents Van Helsing in English 5.1 Dolby Digital Surround. Sound effects and Alan Silvestri's music are all over the place, the surrounds do a good job getting through to dynamic range. The front speakers handle all the dialogue quite well. A very solid presentation overall.

 

THE EXTRAS

 

The first commentary by the director and producer is decent with some stories and stuff, and the second commentary by the actors who play the monsters is a little more engaging even though they carry big accents.

 

Explore Dracula's Castle is an interactive feature that takes the viewer through the Count's lair and reveals some hidden facts. The remote is your friend here.

 

Bringing the Monsters to Life spends ten minutes on the special effects. Find out how computers and the artists created the creatures.

 

You Are in the Movie shows four scenes from the film from different angles. The viewer can control the angles with the remote. This feature runs about five minutes.

 

Van Helsing – The Story, The Life… The Legend is more of a history lesson, spending ten minutes familiarizing the viewer with Dracula, Van Helsing, and so on.

 

Also on hand is a Blooper Reel that runs a bit over five minutes though it's not particularly funny, an X-Box Van Helsing video game demo, and a variety of trailers that play when you put in the DVD.

 

A four-disc edition is also available which includes three Universal classic horror titles.

 

FINAL THOUGHTS

 

Heck, I'm going to just say "rent it" for this DVD. Get it in one of those "rent 1, get 1 free" deals. The film is not horrible, it's just not good. Weak script, ridiculous action, and lame dialogue. Fans of action or horror may find parts of it enjoyable, though. The DVD presentation is pretty good in terms of video and audio, although I didn't find the extras all too exciting.

 

VERDICT: RENT IT

 

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THE MOVIE

4

THE VIDEO

8

THE AUDIO

8

THE EXTRAS

6

OVERALL

5

 

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