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A Preview of The Films of 2003

The Major Studios Announce Their Slates for the Year

 

The year's films are broken down by studio and organized into categories of good and bad based on intuition.

 

By Sara M. Fetters.

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MGM/United Artists

 

FILMS: “Agent Cody Banks,” “Assassination Tango,” “Barbershop 2,” “Bulletproof Monk,” “City of Ghosts,” “Dark Blue,” “Good Boy!,” “It Runs in the Family,” “Jeepers Creepers 2,” “Legally Blonde 2: Red, White and Blonde,” “Molly Gunn,” “Out of Time,” “Saved,” “Together” and “Wicker Park”

 

MUST SEE: “Out of Time”

Carl Franklin’s new thriller takes him back to the down and dirty style of his previous crime classics “Devil in a Blue Dress” and “One False Move.” With Denzel Washington on board as a slightly crooked small town chief of police under suspicion for murder, “Out of Time” is a noir thriller I’m holding my breath for.

 

COULD BE GOOD: “Barbershop 2”

This is one of the few sequels I’m looking forward to in 2003. The original was such a pleasant surprise, here’s hoping that the rush to produce this follow up doesn’t end up ruining the joy.

 

CURIOUS: “Dark Blue”

Ron Shelton is best known for sports films like “Bull Durham” and “Tin Cup” so his helming of a based-on-fact cautionary police tale set during the L.A. riots should be a stretch. Can he pull it off? I admit, I’m very curious to see.

 

YIKES!: “Good Boy!”

They made a film about cats trying to take over the world called “Cats & Dogs” and it basically sucked. Why, pray tell, would we want to pay and see dogs attempt to do the same?

 


 

Miramax/Dimension Films

 

FILMS: “Bad Santa,” “Blue Car,” “Buffalo Soldiers,” “Cold Mountain,” “Dirty Pretty Things,” “Duplex,” “DysFunKtional Family,” “Ella Enchanted,” “The Great Raid,” “The Guests,” “Hero,” “The Human Stain,” “Jersey Girl,” “J.M. Barrie’s Neverland,” “Kill Bill,” “The Magdalene Sisters,” “My Baby’s Mama,” “Only the Strong Survive,” “People I Know,” “Prozac Nation,” “Samsara,” “Scary Movie 3: Episode 1, the Lord of the Broom,” “Shaolin Soccer,” “Spy Kids 3 – Game Over,” “View From the Top” and “The Warrior”

 

MUST SEE: “Cold Mountain,” “Kill Bill” and “Bad Santa”

Once again, Miramax has the most aggressively impressive slate of films for the year. Of them all, these are the three that have me most excited, each for their own obvious reason; “Kill Bill” is the return of Tarantino, “Cold Mountain” features an amazing cast led by Nicole Kidman, Jude Law and Renée Zellweger and “Bad Santa” is the latest from “Ghost World” director Terry Zwigoff. Love them or hate them, Miramax once more proves to be the studio taking the biggest chances and making the riskier films. Numerous movies on their docket could turn out to be keepers.

 

YIKES!: “Scary Movie 3”

All of that said, does the world really need a third “Scary Movie?” I don’t care if “Airplane” czar David Zucker is taking over in the director’s chair or that Kevin Smith is writing the screenplay, this one still has the distinct odor of awfulness lingering around it.

 

POTENTIAL SURPRISE: “A View From the Top

Sure, the trailers are way to cute but director Bruno Barreto used to know his way around a romantic comedy once upon a time so I’m quietly hoping he pulls this off. Besides, the stewardess outfits are way cute.

 


 

New Line Cinema

 

FILMS: “The Butterfly Effect,” “Elf,” “Freddy Vs Jason,” “Highwaymen,” “The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King,” “A Man Apart, “The Notebook,” “Secondhand Lions,” “The Texas Chainsaw Massacre,” “When Harry Met Lloyd: Dumb and Dumberer” and “Willard”

 

MUST SEE: “LOTR: The Return of the King”

Like that is any surprise? This might be the most anticipated film of 2003, and with two “Matrix” sequels coming out that’s saying something.

 

CURIOUS: “Willard”

Talk about bizarre remakes, this re-imagining of the 1971crazy boy and his murderous rats original looks almost too silly to pass up. With the great Crispin Glover in the lead role, this one is just too crazy sounding to miss.

 

UH-OH: “A Man Apart”

This Vin Diesel drug melodrama has been pushed around the schedule for ages, and New Line is purportedly re-filming the ending once more as I write this. Hopefully this F. Gary Gray movie will turn out better than the buzz it’s been generating but at this point the likelihood of that look dubious at best.

 

YIKES!: “When Harry Met Lloyd”

Does the world really need a prequel to the Jim Carrey/Jeff Daniels original? I really hope the answer is no. I really, really do.

 


 

Paramount Pictures

 

FILMS: “How To Lose a Guy in 10 Days,” “The Hunted,” “Against the Ropes,” “The Core,” “The Perfect Score,” “The Italian Job,” “The Rugrats Meet the Wild Thornberrys,” “Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life,” “Timeline,” “Beyond Borders,” “Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star,” “Marci X,” “The School of Rock” and “Suspect Zero”

 

MUST SEE: “The School of Rock”

Richard Linklater is an iconoclastic filmmaker who makes distinctive and original films. Throw in John Cusack, Jack Black and Mike White and you just might have one of 2003’s best. Here’s hoping that’s the case.

 

COULD BE GOOD: “Suspect Zero,” “The Hunted” and “The Italian Job”

Paramount usually makes its living off of thrillers, and these three should fit the bill for them nicely. Even better, they could just all turn out to be good little movies, too, in the bargain. Of the three, I’m most interested – but just barely – in the Tommy Lee Jones/Benicio Del Toro actioner “The Hunted.” If William Friedkin can rekindle some of that “French Connection” magic, this could be a viscerally charged winner.

 

CURIOUS: “Against the Ropes”

Meg Ryan as a tough talking boxing promoter and trainer? No romantic comedy underpinnings anywhere to be seen? This I have to see.

 

UH-OH: “The Core”

Delayed from last November for more special effects work, one just can’t help but wonder if recent tragedies will make this end-of-the-world action yarn a failure before it even gets its day in the Cineplex.

 

YIKES!: “Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life”

Jolie is still perfectly cast as the amazingly well proportioned video game heroine, but the original was so bad there really weren’t words to explain it. Can director Jan De Bont turn it around? His last good film was the original “Speed,” and it is starting to look like the success of that one was more blind luck than anything else.

 


 

Sony Pictures

 

FILMS: “Tears of the Sun,” “Identity,” “Basic,” “Anger Management,” “Daddy Day Care,” “Hollywood Homicide,” “Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle,” “Lil’ Pimp,” “Bad Boys II,” “Gigli,” “S.W.A.T,” “Radio,” “Once Upon a Time in Mexico,” “Highbinders,” “Underworld,” “Mona Lisa Smile,” “Big Fish,” “Untitled Nancy Meyers/Jack Nicholson/Diane Keaton Project,” “In the Cut” and “The Breakup Handbook”

 

MUST SEE: “Gigli,” “Big Fish” and “Once Upon a Time in Mexico”

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez met and fell in love making Martin Brest’s (“Midnight Run”) latest opus. For some reason I’m very curious to see what all the fuss is about. Tim Burton’s “Big Fish” is a no brainer. I’d follow the imaginative director anywhere. As for Robert Rodriguez’s final chapter in his El Mariachi trilogy? What can I say? I’ve been a sucker for the first two, why should the ambitious sounding third be any exception.

 

COULD BE GOOD: “Hollywood Homicide,” “Tears of the Sun,” “In The Cut,” “Basic,” “Identity,” “Underworld,” “Mona Lisa Smile” and “Untitled Nancy Meyers/Jack Nicholson/Diane Keaton Project”

I honestly think Sony Pictures could have the most films I really want to see of any other studio this year. That doesn’t mean that they are all going to end up being good – “Identity” had a pretty luke warm reception at Sundance – it’s just that they all look highly interesting on paper. There isn’t anything revolutionary sounding about them, just the potential for highly entertaining genre pictures. That’s all a critic can ask for.

 

CURIOUS: “In The Cut”

Meg Ryan continues to drop the cute act with this bizarre sounding psychological thriller from director Jane Campion. Will she be able to pull off a disturbing, erotically charged picture? One thing’s for sure, it won’t be boring to find out.

 

YIKES!: “Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle”

There are only two things going for this sequel to 2000’s surprise hit: Bernie Mac taking over as Bosely (guaranteed for a couple of laughs – just like Bill Murray was in the first) and the presence of Demi Moore as the villain (it’s nice to have the gorgeous actress back). Everything else about this movie I could care less about. I didn’t like the first and, from the looks of the trailer, there is no reason to guess I’m not going to feel the same the second time around.

 


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