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Cellular
(2004)
Starring:
Kim Basinger, Chris Evans, Jason Statham
Director: David R. Ellis
Rating: PG-13
Distributor:
New Line Cinema
Release Date:
09.10.04
Review
Posted: 09.10.04
Spoilers:
None
By
Sara M. Fetters
"Cellular"
a Fun – if Familiar – Call
It’s just like
any other normal day. You get the kid off to school exchanging a hug,
maybe a kiss, ending things off with a wave goodbye as they speed away
on the bus. Heading home, you casually get things prepared to take to
work with you, the thoughts racing through your head having to deal
with all the day’s priorities in front of you.
Suddenly, your
kitchen door is broken in as three men brazenly make their way into
your home shattering the calm of the peaceful sunny morning. Shooting
the housekeeper, they take you hostage, throwing you like a rag doll
into a dilapidated attic space threatening yours and the life of your
son if you don’t tell them where ‘it’ is. But you don’t know where
‘it’ is, let alone what the item is in the first place. Sneering at
you, the thugs head back out the door to snag your child, leaving you
alone with nothing more than a shattered telephone and your own fears
for company. What would you do?
That’s exactly
the scenario faced by high school science teacher Jessica Martin (Kim
Basinger, “The Door in the Floor”), and in a feat of ledger main that
would make McGyver proud, she pieces together the smashed telephone
using bits of receiver and wire managing a single phone call. Hoping
for the best, what she gets is self-centered California dude Ryan
(Chris Evans, “The Perfect Score”), a carefree young man who suddenly
finds himself Jessica’s last – and only – hope. Thrust into a world of
corruption and murder, Ryan has to piece together the identities of
the faceless woman’s abductors while also trying to ascertain exactly
what it is they are after, all while trying to keep their tenuous cell
phone connection, and only point of contact, alive.
Much like
writer Larry Cohen’s other telephone thriller, “Cellular” is an
exuberantly silly, more than a bit over-the-top B-movie thriller told
with far more flair than it probably deserves. While not as grimy or
seedy as that previous schlocker starring Colin Farell, this is still
a perversely exciting thrill-ride, directed with abundant energy by
David R. Ellis (“Final Destination 2”). With a cast that includes
Oscar-winner Basinger, nominee William H. Macy (“Fargo”), sexy bad-boy
Jason Statham (“The Italian Job”) and perennially jovial character
actor Noah Emmerich (“The Truman Show”), Ellis has cast his picture
exceedingly well. Thanks to them, even when the movie goes a bit
beyond silly it still remains engaging, and I can’t imagine that would
even remotely be the case without this talented group in front of the
camera.
And boy does
this movie need it. This isn’t a thriller filled with the brightest
bulbs in the deck, and some of Mrs. Martin’s technological abilities
with a telephone certainly defy belief. Also, while Cohen’s story and
newcomer Chris Morgan’s screenplay are certainly efficient, they
certainly don’t do anything to hold their surprises until the third
act. In fact, one of the chief defects of “Cellular” isn’t that it’s
familiar or easy to predict the twists and turns, it is that Ellis and
Morgan are so struck on telegraphing them. While everyone in the
audience knows one of the supposed ‘good guys’ is going turn out to be
the evil ringleader, why pointlessly show the identity of this villain
barely two-thirds of the way through?
Still, there
is an awful lot to like. From Basinger’s harried lead performance to
Macey’s sublime, mensch-like schlepping as a retiring officer smelling
things amiss to Statham’s steely aggressiveness as the main heavy,
this is one flick not hurting for actor’s giving their all. Sure, the
former “L.A. Confidential” isn’t very believable as a scientific
mastermind, but she sure bleeds beautifully and packs a fiery wallop
as her character gears up to protect her family. And while Macey is
certainly slumming, he’s having an awfully good time doing it,
vigorously throwing himself around and firing off guns like he’s a
regular Sylvester Stallone.
Another thing
I like is the fact that Ryan is, despite all his attempts otherwise, a
rather well meaning clod. In nearly every attempt to save Jessica or a
member of her family, he fails miserably to keep them from capture or
harm. There is an honest verisimilitude to his actions, however,
that’s really endearing, so when the character ultimately does become
heroic it is a heroism justly earned. The only problem, though, is
that Evans isn’t much of a presence in the role. Not that there is
much in the way of depth to character as written but, even so, the
actor doesn’t add anything to the part doing little to make him
nothing else but a bland surfer dude looking for the next score.
Yet,
I rather enjoyed this frivolous little romp through the sunny streets
of Los Angeles. For a little over ninety minutes I found myself more
than a little bit surprised by how much I was engaging with the
thriller, gently smiling as “Cellular” made its way through its
familiar twists and turns. As connections go, this is one worth
wasting a few minutes on.
Film
Rating:
êê1/2 (out of
4)
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