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MOVIE REVIEW
Fighting
Temptations, The
(2003)
Starring:
Cuba Gooding, Jr., Beyoncé Knowles
Director:
Jonathan Lynn
Rating: PG-13
Studio:
Paramount
Release Date: 9.19.03
Review
Posted: 9.19.03
Spoilers:
None
By
Christopher T. Bryan
"Temptations"
a Cookie-Cutter Gospel Send-Up
The only
Hallelujah or Amen that I muttered during this gospel music
send-up guised behind rap, hip-hop and R&B came when the credits
finally started to roll. After nearly two hours of music videos
interspersed with some sort of nonsense story line, I could
visualize the scene that must have occurred to get this movie
produced. Needing something to fill the void between the summer
blockbuster season and the holiday Oscar contender season; a
Hollywood intern comes across the Sister Act script
somewhere deep in a forgotten filing cabinet and decides that a
real winner of a movie would be to replace Whoopi with Cuba
Gooding, Jr. and just for good measure throw in Beyoncé Knowles.
Nobody remembers Sister Act anymore, right? At least with
these two in the lead roles the studio should be able to scare
up a few million dollars. “Good idea”, grumbles a faceless suit,
“now where’s my coffee?”
Darrin Fox
(Cuba Gooding, Jr.) is an ad executive in New York City. He
hails from Monte Carlo, that’s in Georgia, mind you. He has no
qualm in falsifying this information along with just about
everything else in his life. It seems that Darrin has used
credit cards to buy his way into high society while forgetting
his roots. He is brought quickly back into reality when his aunt
dies and he must return to
Monte Carlo
for the funeral and reading of the Will. It seems that Darrin’s
aunt has left him $150,000. In order to get this money he must
first spend the night in a haunted mansion…. Wait a minute,
that’s an entirely different film. In this one he has to get a
gospel choir together and win a singing competition.
With the end
of his credit problems nearly in his grasp Darrin must put
together a gospel choir. Much to his luck he finds Beyoncé
Knowles singing in a local nightclub. O.K. it’s not really
Beyoncé, it’s Lilly who is portrayed by Beyoncé. I often look
back fondly at the small town I spent a number of years growing
up in… for some reason I don’t remember there being a nightclub;
it seems that everyone pretty much hung out on their front porch
and/or at the nearest Wal-Mart. I digress, with Lilly in place
as both the choir’s new lead singer and Darrin’s love interest
there is a sudden hope that the choir may win this competition,
debt collectors will quit hounding Darrin and world peace is
just a high C away.
What saves
this film from being completely putrid is the music, which I
must admit induced some foot tapping. Nearly every actor
involved is in some respect renowned in their particular musical
expertise. The movie starts with a rousing gospel number and the
soundtrack meanders through various genres pausing lengthily at
rap, hip-hop and R&B, all of which can trace their roots to
gospel music. The true surprise was the three orange-clad
prisoners led by T-Bone who jumped up and rattled off some
rhymes so fast that Vanilla Ice’s head would have spun.
I feel that
Cuba Gooding, Jr. is one of Hollywood’s biggest wastes of talent
and The Fighting Temptations does nothing to change this
opinion. Hopefully the upcoming Radio will give Gooding a
chance to prove himself once again. What Temptations
lacks in intelligence it attempts to make up for with Beyoncé’s
booty. Roles in Austin Powers and now The Fighting
Temptations have offered Beyoncé the chance to appear on the
big-screen without too much acting involved. Co-star Mike Epps’
description of bootylicious southern women is a rare moment of
good writing paired with excellent comic timing. Steve Harvey
appears as a DJ in an unneeded and pointless role.
The Fighting
Temptations
is video store material. It is a cookie cutter movie that offers
no new insights on an idea that has already been played out to
its full extent. It’s not as original as Sister Act and
doesn’t push the envelope like Eminem’s 8 Mile.
Rating:
ê
(out of 4)
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