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Girl Next Door, The  (2004)

 

Starring: Emile Hirsch, Elisha Cuthbert
Director: Luke Greenfield

Rating: R

Studio: 20th Century Fox

Release Date: 04.09.04

Review Posted: 04.09.04

Spoilers: Minor

 

By Sara M. Fetters

 

Surprising "Girl" a Knock Worth Answering

 

Eighteen-year-old Matthew Kidman (Emile Hirsch, “The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys”) is a kid with his head on straight. Class president, he’s obsessed with raising the money necessary to bring a brilliant young Asian student to the U.S. to study. On top of that, Mat is also eager to win a local scholarship that will guarantee he’ll be able to attend the school of his dreams, Georgetown University in Washington, D.C.

 

Still, something tugs at his consciousness, the sight of other seniors cutting class to frolic at a local beach enough to make him ponder the things he’s missed out on due to his straight-A persona. Matthew can only wonder, can he, too, be a risk-taker? Is he willing to do the unexpected, especially where it comes to love? Or will his insecurities and by-the-book nebbishes win out in the end?

 

When the beautiful and exotic Danielle (Elisha Cuthbert of Fox’s “24”) moves in next door, it becomes readily apparent all of the young man’s questions will be more than answered. Where he’s shy, she’s outgoing; where Mat is insecure, Danielle seams to brim over with confidence. Together, she’ll help him discover there is more to life than can be found in books. Heck, maybe they’ll even find love. But when the college-freshman-to-be discovers his seemingly innocent next door neighbor was once a scantily clad porn star, can their relationship last under the glare of triple-X indiscretion?

 

Working from a screenplay by Stuart Bloomberg (“Keeping the Faith”) and a story by “My Baby’s Mama” writers David T. Wagner and Brent Goldberg, director Luke Greenfield’s (“Animal’) sophomore effort “The Girl Next Door” at first glance has everything working against it. It’s crass, unfunny trailers make it look like nothing but an anemic “American Pie” knock-off, while the story line bares so much of a resemblance to the John Hughes high school factory of films (“The Breakfast Club,” “Pretty in Pink,” et al) it’s nearly insulting.

 

Yet, for all that, “The Girl Next Door” comes ever-so close to working. Reminding me of the Marshall Brickman coming-of-age classic “Risky Business,” Greenfield achieves a darkly absurdist tone, pushing the limits of taste to just the right breaking point as to make his tale of youthful impropriety and innocence lost and gained ring that much more genuine. For growing up isn’t an entirely clean affair, the chances for sexual and social experimentation so unbridled even the most goody-goody dip their feet in the murky waters – if only to just get their feet wet.

 

It was that sort of energy that infused Brickman’s film. Unafraid to go the darker nether regions of sexual exploration, “Risky Business” never became too serious to lose its sense of fun, yet still just edgy enough to cackle with arsenic-laced glee. Granted, it helped immensely that the movie contained one of the great star-making performances of our time, the director unleashing a sparkly-eyed Tom Cruise upon the world in all his tidy-whitie, Ray Ban wearing glory.

 

There is no breakout performance here. While Hirsch is a perfectly amicable leading man, he is not gifted with either Cruise’s matinee idol good looks or his effervescent charm. What he does have, however, is a gleeful vigor that’s far more akin to the types of kids I knew in high school than Cruise ever was. He’s a regular guy, someone I could vividly picture sitting next to me in my AP History classes. And it is just that sort of charisma that carries Hirsch through the film. No matter how silly the script gets, no matter how muddled Greenfield’s direction becomes, the actor manages to swim right through it. His is a performance of real depth, of endearing maturity, and like contemporaries Jake Gyllenhaal (“Donnie Darko”) and Tobey Maguire (“Seabiscuit,” “Spider-Man”), Hirsch is an every-day looking kid with an acting ability beyond his years.

 

Too bad I can’t be as effusive in regards to his costar. Sure it is fun watching the cute-as-a-button Cuthbert masquerade as a porn star, but her performance is so cold it’s hard to imagine her heating up an ice cube, let alone someone’s bed. And whereas Rebecca DeMornay willingly took her role as a slinky call girl to the limit in “Risky Business,” the doe-eyed Cuthbert never once gets in touch with the down and dirty side of her character. I’m not saying she needed to get naked for the role, but at least the hint of doing so would have added some passion to the picture and given Danielle a bit of a nasty side, her journey to regain innocence then that much more believable.

 

The rest of the cast does what they can. Both Chris Marquette (“Freddy vs. Jason”) and especially Paul Dano (“The Emperor’s Club”) have their moments as Hirsch’s nerdy friends, while perennial bad guy James Remar is having a devilish good time playing a porn king whom may just have the keys to Mat and Danielle’s future happiness. Then there is Timothy Olyphant (“Dreamcatcher”). For all intents and purposes, he’s stuck playing pretty much the same role that put him on the map just a few years ago in Doug Liman’s exuberant “Go,” only this time he’s a dealer in sex not drugs. While the actor is dangerously charming, I’m getting tired of watching him go through these motions film after film. I kept imagining a lesser known face in the role, and each time I did “The Girl Next Door” just kept getting better deep within my imagination.

 

Yet, Greenfield and company finally won me over with a final so paradoxically smarmy and enchanting I almost couldn’t believe my eyes. This is one prom-themed final that ranks right up there with some of the best. Much like Cruise’s character turning his home into a brothel in “Risky Business,” Hirsch turns his school into the largest amateur porn studio known to man. And when the final twist comes, what is surprising is not that there is a twist to begin– there is always a twist, after all – but that it is so brilliantly irresistible.

 

Sure the director is trying to make a film that can be compared in future years to the likes of “The Graduate,” “Risky Business” and “Spanking the Monkey,” and on that front he and his team of writers cannot help but fail. But, on its own limited terms, there is much to enjoy, Greenfield crafting a bubbly pop froth that goes down like particularly fruity peach schnapps. Like the UPS guy delivering a surprising package of good tiding, “The Girl Next Door” is a knock worth answering.

 

Film Rating: ęę1/2  (out of 4)

 

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