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MOVIE REVIEW
Lizzie McGuire
Movie, The
(2003)
Starring:
Hilary Duff,
Yani
Gellman, Alex Borstein, et al.
Director:
Jim Fall
Rating: PG
Studio:
Walt Disney
Review
Posted: 5.2.03
Spoilers:
Minor
By
Sara Michelle Fetters
"Rome
If You Want To – Lizzie McGuire a Fun Big Screen
Diversion"
One of the
hottest shows on cable television, and broadcast every Saturday
morning on ABC, Lizzie McGuire has become a full-out
phenomenon for the 16-and-under set. It’s easy to see why. The
show is breezily paced, has a surprisingly good supporting cast
and has the winningly magnetic Hilary Duff in the title role.
It’s not rocket science, but as morning kids entertainment goes
it is unexpectedly addicting (not that I’d ever admit to
watching it on a semi-regular basis almost every Saturday at
10:00 a.m. on Seattle’s channel four or anything).
So it was
inevitable that Disney would spin-off their hit into a feature
film. Cheap, easy to make and sure to make a profit, this is the
type of movie that should send me into cringing fits of despair
and ennui. Goodness knows seeing The Lizzie McGuire Movie
wasn’t exactly high on my list of priorities, but when the
announcement for a press screening arrives you’re not exactly
left with a lot of choices when you’re a film critic.
Well poop
on all the worrying for while this isn’t the greatest film in
the world, The Lizzie McGuire Movie is awfully amusing.
Granted, it’s not going to ever be confused with an actual
"good" movie, but for young kids looking for a diversion and
parents hoping like crazy to find them one, this more than fits
the bill.
Upon
graduating from middle school, 15-year old Lizzie McGuire (Duff)
is off to Rome with her best friend Gordo (Adam Lamberg) and
other members of her graduating class. Chaperoning them is her
high school principal-to-be Miss Ungermeyer (Alex Borstein), a
woman known for making or breaking the academic lives of her
young charges. Also traveling with them is two of her least
favorite classmates, her class nemesis Kate (Ashlie Brillault)
and the dim-witted (if good-hearted) lunkhead Ethan (Clayton
Snyder).
But
Lizzie’s not going to let any of them get to her. Making a pact
with Gordo to find adventure during their trip to Italy, imagine
her surprise when it walks up and taps her on the shoulder in
the form of super-hot pop star Paolo (Yani Gellman). Turns out,
she’s the spitting image of his former singing partner Isabella,
so to help save their career, and with Gordo’s help covering for
her with Miss Ungermeyer, Lizzie agrees to impersonate the pop
princess during a big European awards show.
Soon the
precociously sweet teenager is being romanced by a real Italian
Romeo and transformed into a Britney-ish bubblegum Diva. But
when her tricky little brother Matt (Jake Thomas) finds his big
sister’s photo in the tabloids, he quickly sells her out to
their parents Sam (Robert Carradine) and Jo (Hallie Todd). Now
the McGuire family is on their way to Rome to find out what’s
going on with their daughter, all the while Lizzie’s falling
more and more under the spell of the beguiling Paolo.
Yes, this
is little girl sap, but not as extremely so as I was
expecting. Sure, director Jim Fall’s (Trick) visual sense
is more suited to the small screen and the script doesn’t rise
much higher than an average episode of the series, but that’s
perfectly all right. This is a movie that serves its target
audience well, and even manages a moment or two (or five or six)
that parents are sure to chuckle at as well.
Besides,
Duff is completely beguiling. After being impressed with her
charm in Agent Cody Banks, I was curious how she’d do in
her own starring vehicle. While I’m not sure she’s got much of a
range beyond spunky, cute and appealing, those very same
attributes worked extremely well for Hayley Mills (Pollyanna,
The Parent Trap) during her time at Disney. It’s hard to
imagine Duff not working out at least half as well.
Throw in
some relatively clever illusions to Roman Holiday,
Dirty Dancing and The Prince and Pauper, a funny,
taciturn performance from comedian Borstein, and the spirited
work of the supporting cast and The Lizzie McGuire Movie
is a guilty pleasure masquerading as a children’s movie.
Granted, it could just be that I’m a girl, too, and watching
someone so beguiling walk through the fantasies of my youth
might be just a tad bit more endearing than I should admit. Too
late now, for despite all its sitcom blandness and Saved By
the Bell moralizing, Lizzie McGuire had me skipping
all the way out to the car.
Rating: 2.5
out of 4
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