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MOVIE REVIEW
Medallion, The
(2003)
Starring:
Jackie Chan, Lee Evans, Claire Forlani
Director:
Gordon Chan
Rating: PG-13
Studio:
Screen Gems
Release Date: 8.22.03
Review
Posted: 9.08.03
Spoilers:
None
By
Christopher T. Bryan
Too Many Pitfalls Curse "The
Medallion"
I always go
to Jackie Chan movies with high expectations; admittedly though
they are not for a great script, or even mediocre acting. I am
in the theater to see Jackie perform. He has become a world
known stuntman and Martial Artist, and it is these stunts that
make the sub-par scripts and acting bearable. Unfortunately,
The Medallion, which puts Jackie Chan yet again in an
odd-couple pairing with Claire Forlani and Lee Evans, offers
fewer of the stunts that we have come to expect from Jackie and
additionally insults the audience and Martial Arts in general by
digitalizing Jackie’s unique abilities.
Jackie’s
latest foray into American theaters is as a Hong Kong cop named
Eddie who along with Interpol agent Watson (Lee Evans) is
looking for the medallion, a snake and serpent type of necklace
which has been stolen by Snakehead (Julian Sands). The medallion
has the special power of bringing dead people back to life and
making them invincible and immortal. The chase for the medallion
takes Eddie from Hong Kong into
Ireland
where he meets his ex-flame Nicole (Claire Forlani). Throughout
the pursuit the medallion repeatedly changes hands giving its
bearer special abilities.
The Medallion
will not bring Jackie Chan any new admirers; in fact, it may do
the opposite. This is the first film in Jackie’s career that
takes his natural Martial Arts skills and digitally alters them.
In a day and age when some television shows are completely
digitized, and with the public throwing around terms like
bullet-time, special effects have to be done right or not at
all. Chan’s impressive abilities are given a cartoon-like
quality which falsifies his motions. Movies today can take any
slob off the street and turn them into the latest ninja; look at
Keanu Reeves, mere months of training for The Matrix
paired with the highest quality digital effects made Reeves
appear as a Martial Artist champion. The effects in The
Medallion have the reverse outcome, making it look as though
Jackie cannot perform his own stunts and that his talent is due
to computer rendered images not a lifetime of study.
Without the
natural magic of Jackie Chan the other shortcomings of The
Medallion become all the more glaring. Two pitfalls that
made it past the editing room are Chan’s co-stars Claire Forlani
and Lee Evans. The only thing more preposterous than Jackie and
Forlani’s supposed romantic relationship is the fact that this
flame is reignited during the course of the film. These two have
all the chemistry of Britney Spears and Carrot top; watching
them kiss was like watching my Grandpa frenching my Grandma;
awkward, gross and something that I don’t care to see. Lee
Evans, who has an impressive body of work, but will only be
recognizable to U.S. audiences for his role in There’s
Something About Mary as the pizza boy, is extremely out of
place as an Interpol agent and he couldn’t inject an ounce of
humor into his spy persona as Rowan Atkinson did in
Johnny
English.
It’s time
for Jackie Chan to realize that his pairings with B-level stars
is doing nothing for his career. There is no end in sight, and
with the third Rush Hour beginning production it looks as
though what has become an overdone formula will indeed continue.
After Jennifer Love Hewitt and Claire Forlani, maybe Jackie’s
next pairing should be with Beyoncé Knowles.
Rating:
ê
(out of 4)
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