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Mindhunters
(2005)
Starring:
LL Cool J, Christian Slater, Kathryn Morris, et al.
Director: Renny Harlin
Rating: R
Distributor:
Dimension Films
Release Date:
05.13.05
Review
Posted:
05.16.05
By
George Schmidt
"Ten Little Indians" meets "Se7en"
The fact that
Miramax's Dimension Films division has shelved this sometimes nifty
serial killer thriller on and off for about two years says a lot about
its faith in its products of late - not withstanding its messy divorce
from Disney recently couldn't have made it any easier on when to dust
this off and slide it in unsuspectingly. Well the time has finally
come down the pike and frankly, it's not as disastrous as it seemed to
be expected from its studio's apparent reluctance to release it.
The premise is
simple in its high-concept conceit: a group of individual FBI profiler
wanna-bes are taken to a remote island to go on an extensive training
excursion by a shadowy agent named Harris (Kilmer barely registering
interest) only for the tables to be turned and the plottings skew: a
serial killer is in their midst and one of them may in fact be the
patient, deliberately time-set pacing slayer.
Each recruit seems
on edge and with a chip on his or her shoulder including the smug,
all-knowing Whitman (Eion Bailey currently on "ER"); wheelchair bound,
gun-toting Sherman (Clifton Collins Jr.); barely distinguishable Perry
(Will Kemp); fearless Harper (Jonny Lee Miller late of "Melinda and
Melinda"); water-phobic Moore (Kathryn Morris of TV's "Cold Case");
jacked-up Reston (Christian Slater); cigarette fiend Willis (Patricia
Velasquez); and Jensen (LL Cool J) who has a hidden agenda making him
a prime suspect when the elaborately staged offings begin with sudden
surprise. The killer's trademark is using a broken watch with the
setting for the next murder allowing a small window of time for the
victims to scuttle about for a clue as to who's next. With the
metaphorical clock ticking to mortality the paranoia, gun pointing and
personal accusations heat up the potboiler at hand with enough tension
percolating.
The first set-piece
(and perhaps the most grisly of all) is elaborate like a Rube Goldberg
device that echoes the "Final Destination" films in how death is
sudden and unpredictably gruesome yet here it is a game of skill and
thought process that has a deadline for each player. The screenplay
by Wayne Kramer ("The Cooler") and Kevin Brodbin ("Constantine") for
the most part trundles along with taut nastiness yet runs out of steam
as the killings get a tad dull and when the Talking Killer spouts on
and on and one twist ending supercedes the real one, well it just
might as well be a "Law & Order" or "CSI" misfire.
Directed skillfully
by Renny Harlin (who unfortunately did the last "Exorcist" junk flick)
returns somewhat to form with his action pieces and camera work off
tilt here and there to liven things up.
But the whole
serial killer genre is beginning to be anemic and borderline
ridiculous - that it's running on vapors to begin with - makes one
wonder if we defang a monster just how scary can it be?
Film
Rating:
κκ (out of
4)
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