Comic
Lawrence on
the Rebound with Family Friendly Flick
Let’s be honest –
Marti Lawrence doesn’t make very good movies. Aside from the initial
“Bad Boys” and a key supporting role in Eddie Murphy’s underrated
“Boomerang,” there isn’t too much in the way of quality where it comes
to the actor’s body of work. (If not for the fact it falls apart with
such a thunderous clank you could probably add Ted Demme’s “Life’ to
the list. Even then, for all its faults it does contain Lawrence’s
richest performance, so maybe that alone makes it worthy of
consideration.)
The rest is a like
a who’s-who hall of fame of remarkably terrible entertainment ranging
from the toxic (“Black Knight,” “What’s the Worst that Could
Happen?”), to the insipid (“Big Momma’s House”), to the disappointing
(“Bad Boys 2,” “Nothing to Lose”), to the bland (“Blue Streak”).
Somehow some of these still managed to become hits, the rest made
about as big a dent at the box office as a nerf ball slamming into a
fire truck. Either way, each has proven one thing implicitly: Martin
Lawrence can be a strong actor and an exceedingly funny comedian but
he sure as heck can’t pick scripts for s**t.
Knowing all of this
upfront it is with great fear the average moviegoer probably walks
into the comic’s latest, a family-friendly basketball comedy from the
director of the horrendous “Daddy Daycare” entitled “Rebound.”
Personally, I don’t blame them. That noxious piece of trash by
filmmaker Steve Carr (“Dr. Doolittle 2”) with Eddie Murphy is enough
to make anyone stay away from Cineplex for the next twenty years. Add
Lawrence to the mix, and you’ve got the recipe for unholy disaster.
But Carr and his star manage something unthinkable, somehow managing
to make the sometimes pleasant and entirely kid-friendly “Rebound” a
modest mid-summer surprise.
Don’t misunderstand
me. This isn’t a very good picture by any stretch of the imagination.
All I’m saying is that it isn’t a bad one, Carr and Lawrence keeping
things relatively bouncy and benignly innocuous as they make their way
to their half-baked heartwarming conclusion.
Lawrence
stars as Coach Roy, a big-time, big-money college coach forced to run
a team of misfits at his former middle school after a Bobby
Knight-style meltdown results in his expulsion from the collegiate
game. The team is a mess, losing their first game with Roy 108-0, and
if the former backcourt genius is ever going to regain his credentials
he’s going to have to drop his ego and help these kids turn their
games around.
The script,
apparently written by committee, doesn’t know a cliché it doesn’t
like, while Carr doesn’t so much direct just makes sure things run
along fairly smoothly and without incident. In fact, if there has been
a more sitcom-like comedy made this year I haven’t come across it.
Nothing here is original, not one gosh darn thing, and anyone that
doesn’t know exactly what is going to take place from beginning to end
doesn’t get out of the house very often.
The thing is, none
of that really ends up mattering too much. I’m not saying “Rebound” is
the greatest thing since sliced bread, but as far as cute little
PG-rated sports comedies go this one isn’t all that hard to watch.
Lawrence is fun as the boisterous Roy, his performance shading from
obnoxious to exhilarating as the team’s charms work their magic upon
him. As for the kids playing the Mount Vernon Junior High School
Smelters, they’re a collective hoot, each fitting their own
stereotypical filmic niche with surprising ease. Best of all, Steven
Christopher Parker as the awkward gentle giant Wes, a six-foot shy-guy
who’s whole outlook on adolescence and growing up changes the more
Coach Roy and his teammates embrace him as one of their own.
Now I realize what
you’re all thinking. You’ll say I’m growing soft or that I’ve been
bludgeoned into submission thanks to all the cinematic dreck I’d had
to sit through this year. Not true, for it isn’t like I’m trying to
say “Rebound” is a masterpiece or going to win any year-end awards.
The script really is terrible, and watching Carr waste fine comedic
talents like Megan Mullally (“Will & Grace”), Breckin Meyer (“Herbie:
Fully Loaded”) and Horatio Sanz (“Saturday Night Live”) is downright
disgusting. But, overall the film wisely avoids (save for a
vomit-happy youngster) reveling in the nauseating bathroom humor
permeating most family features, and the moral message is sweetly
sincere, driven home with subtle class and not the usually
exasperating sledgehammer.
I know this isn’t
exactly a recommendation, but considering what I usually say when it
comes to a picture headlining Martin Lawrence I’m sure the comic or
his representatives aren’t going to complain.
Film
Rating:
êê1/2 (out of
4)