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South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (1999)

 

Voices: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Mary Kay Bergman, Issac Hayes
Director: Trey Parker
Rating: R

Studio: Paramount

Review Posted: 6.10.00

Rating: 3.5/4

 

By Dan Peters, who's high on cheesy poofs.

 

First of all, I must say I'm a big fan of the South Park series on Comedy Central and I was very anxious to see the movie. And I wasn't disappointed at all, this was the funniest comedy of the year.

 

In case you're not familiar of the show, it stars four third graders named Kyle, Stan, Eric Cartman and Kenny who dies in almost every episode. They try to sneak into the R-rated movies Asses of Fire which stars Terrence and Phillip, two Canadians who just fart and cuss. They get into the movie and when it's over, they start to repeat the things Terrence and Phillip said.

 

And now everyone is saying the words and Kyle's mother is outraged. So she creates a group called Mothers Against Canada and then a war starts to break out between the U.S. and Canada.

 

When Kenny dies, he is sent to Hell and finds out that Sadam Hussein and Satan are gay lovers and they plan to take over the world once Terrence and Phillip die.

 

The movie is a musical and there are some hilarious songs like "Uncle F*cker" and "Kyle's Mom is a...". So the music in the movie works very well and often is hilarious. In fact, the whole movie is hilarious.

 

The movie offends everyone including gays, Canadians, blacks, the Baldwin's, Bill Gates and much more. So if you're easily offended, please do not see this picture.

 

And parents: don't mistake this for a little cartoon movie. The movie has extreme amounts of cussing and stuff like that so parents are strongly cautioned. And for the rest of us, go rent it and have a hilarious time. A highly recommended movie and the funniest movie of 1999.

 

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