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You Got Served
(2004)
Starring:
Marques Houston, Meagan Good, Omari Grandberry
Director:
Chris Stokes
Rating: PG-13
Studio:
Screen Gems
Release Date:
01.30.04
Review
Posted: 01.30.04
Spoilers:
Minor
By
Sara M. Fetters
Electric Dancing Ill-"Served" by
Insipid Script
Dancers are incredible. They
twist and turn and contort their bodies into amazing positions
of intimate discovery, doing things so unbelievable your eyes
almost pop out of your head. Yet, they – the best of them, at
least – do these things with such an effortless grace, an almost
benign obviousness, it’s easy to take their athleticism and
physical perfection for granted. Watch Robert Altman’s sublime
treatise on ballet “The Company” and you’ll know what I mean.
Speaking of
that film, there are times when acrobatic fluid physicality is more
than enough to carry a motion picture, that one a glorious case in
point. If only the same could be said about Christopher B. Stokes’
(“House Party 4”) latest opus, the urban dance-fest “You Got Served.”
Sure, the movement here is electric, sometimes bordering on the
astounding, the movie boasting a final five minutes that defies equal
parts gravity and expectations. But it’s not enough, the only thing
being served here an anemic screenplay and juvenile amateurish acting
the likes of which wouldn’t pass muster in even the most run-down
dinner theater.
Billed as a
fable for the hip-hop age, “You Got Served” is the story of best
friends Elgin (Marques Houston of the group IMx), David (Omari
“Omarion” Grandberry of the group B2K) and their crew of urban
dancers. They compete in underground competitions pitting crew against
crew in electrifying dance-offs, the winner decided by an enthusiastic
crowd eagerly wanting to support the very best and most original team
of dancers.
Elgin, David
and their crew are the best, no other team able to boast their
talent, athleticism and originality. No one, that is, until a rival
crew financed and fronted by a rich suburbanite manages to lure away
one of the group’s best members and steals many of their signature
moves. With $5,000 on the line, Elgin and David are trumped and their
crew is sent home flat broke with their tails stuck squarely between
their legs.
Things go from
bad to worse when David starts romancing his friend’s sexy sister
Liyah (Jennifer Freeman). While the two are out on a date sharing a
milkshake, tragedy befalls Elgin and he’s savagely beaten, the young
man ending up stuck in the hospital with his knee strapped in a brace.
Blaming David for his injuries – his friend was supposed to be looking
out for him at the time of the attack – their friendship is fractured
seemingly beyond repairs.
Not a good
time for conflict and heartache to arise, for a local competition
nicknamed The Big Bounce is offering $50,000 and a chance to be in Lil’
Kim’s latest video to the best urban dancing crew the city has to
offer. Not only would that money go along way to helping each man
achieve some of their dreams, but the competition also would give the
duo the chance to show up the crew that humiliated them on their own
turf just weeks earlier. But with the rift between them growing, can
these two repair their difference before the final and lead their crew
to victory?
I really hope
you don’t need me to spell out the answer, for “You Got Served”
follows every sports film cliché in the book. It even includes a
condescendingly compassionate grandmother and an unfortunate and
shocking death, each integral to making sure the heroes drop the macho
facades and restore the bonds of brotherhood. Quite frankly, this is
one of the worst written pictures I’ve seen in ages, huge portions of
“Bring It On,” “Rocky” and even “Breakin’” lifted seemingly verbatim.
The characters offer no surprises; much of their plight brought on
purely by script contrivance than on any reality-based relevance.
Stokes throws
it all in; drive by shootings, pick-up basketball games, incoherent
street lingo, young girls with more cleavage and lip gloss than a porn
star; yet none of it sticks or comes off as genuine. At just over
ninety-minutes, there isn’t a chance for any of these plot histrionics
to connect. Istead it just ends up looking like a shooting gallery,
the writer/director throwing darts at a dartboard praying just one of
them hits the mark.
The acting
certainly doesn’t. While Steve Harvey has a nice time playing the
mysteriously connected Mr. Rad, no one else here makes even a remote
impression. The closest to doing so is Grandberry. He’s got a bubbly
charm and cheeky grin that’s slickly appealing. Unfortunately, his
character is such a card board cutout of fly guy coolness that the
kid’s charm doesn’t get enough of a chance to shine through. That’s a
shame, because out of everyone in the cast he was the one I warmed to.
Houston’s
problems also spring more from the script letting him down than from
anything else. After he takes his beating, Elgin becomes such a
thoroughly unappealing presence even the most talented of actors would
have trouble making anything out of him. It doesn’t help that the
actor wears a Droopy Dog-like expression on his face for a good half
the film, making him almost as depressing a presence as that canine
probably would be in real life. That’s still a better imprint than the
one made by the singularly untalented Freeman. Lovely to look at and
blessed with a smile that could make angels sing, the actress
unfortunately can’t say a line to save her life. It’s like watching an
eighth grade drama student in a room full of professionals, the young
girl so wretched she makes Madonna look like an Oscar-winner.
As bad as all
of this is – and it’s really bad to be sure – there is one
thing Stokes gets right, and that’s the dancing. This movie is
eye-popping; the many featured crews displaying gymnastically-inspired
pyrotechnics I can’t begin to explain. Dancers twist, twirl, flip,
leap, hop, bop, plop, groove, weave and flat out fly across the
screen. There is uncanny rhythmic teamwork followed by solo
tour-de-forces that blow the mind. That final five minutes I mentioned
earlier is truly something else, so good I was literally on the edge
of my seat cheering for more.
It’s a real
shame then that the rest of “You Got Served” is so insipid. As I left
the theater, I couldn’t help but think that there is a great
documentary just dying to be made out of the urban dancing events
depicted here. I’d pay to see that in a heartbeat whereas there isn’t
enough money in the world to get me in a theater to see this again,
brilliant final five or no.
Film Rating:
ê1/2 (out of 4)
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