The Sheep Detectives is delightful.

Mortal Kombat II is nothing more than a half-dead carcass uneasily resting several steps beyond salvation.

What is there to say about The Devil Wears Prada 2 other than that it is incredibly easy to watch, moderately enjoyable in the moment, and then begins to dissipate from the memory not too long after one exits the theater.

Michael is bad, so bad. Worst of all, I think it knows it.

Not a ghost story. Not a love story. Maybe that’s true. Maybe it’s not. What is accurate is to say that Mother Mary is an impressively labyrinthine sojourn into creation, art, music, and interpersonal connection that eschew gender, sexuality, and societal norms to become something else entirely. Something new. Something mythic. Something almost certain to last forever.

Fairy tale throwback You, Me & Tuscany is a shamelessly sunny old-school Hollywood romcom.

The Drama is not your standard marital farce romantic comedy.

The Super Mario Galaxy Movie wasn’t for me, but for all of those game to its, err, “charms,” I guess the sequel is worth playing.

They Will Kill You isn’t without its issues, but it still manages to slay the majority of them with a crooked smile, a windmill kick to the head, and a swift meat cleaver thrust to the side of the neck.